A Queer Definition

Homophobic:
"irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals"

I've got two words for Merriam-Webster. Fuck that.

"Faggot," "Queer," "Homo," "Gay," "Carpet Muncher," "Dyke," "The Fat Kid in Class Who Talks Like a Girl." These are all terms that many people of the mentally retarded persuasion tend to classify as "homophobic." I have a problem with that.

I happen to use the above words mostly to all of the time. So therefore I am somehow afraid of gay people? I have no fear of gay people. They don't scare me. So why am I considered to be homophobic if I use those words? This is one of those stupid old misconceptions that make the people getting picked on feel better. When kids get bullied, people (softies) tell them to just ignore the bullies because they thrive off of negative reactions. What a load of horse shit. Bullies thrive off of the hilarity. The same mothers and fathers also claim that the above bullies only make fun of you in groups because they have someone to laugh with them. Fuck no I don't... er... they don't. If I'm gonna make fun of you, I'll do it regardless of who is with me.

The same kind of fundamentally flawed logic is the kind that leads queermos to believe that those who make fun of them are somehow afraid of their gayness. Can't you just smell the bullshit? It makes my fists and teeth clench to hear such idiocracy. People that use derogatory terms towards gays are simply "gay bashers." They are not homophobic because they are generally not afraid of you. Who the hell makes fun of someone they're afraid of? They keep it to themselves and stay the fuck away.

I don't have anything against gay people. Just leave me the fuck alone when I insult you. You want to insult me by calling me a "straighty" or something retarded like that, then do it. Fuck you. It's evident you're not afraid of me and it doesn't bug me in the least bit. I'll just laugh at you and move on. Like I said above in my analogy, if you are the bully type, you're not going to stop so I'm just going to either have to get over it or take action.

I'm not a homophobe and you're not a straightophobe. Get the fuck over it, world.