As the title infers, this is the real test of Jack's character. I have one more prank up my sleeve that really is a prank, but that is not to be revealed until a little later. But now it's up to you! Yes, you. Send me your suggestions: what should we do to Jack Thompson? Anything good, I will post on the Blogdikan and will pull off the prank to my best ability. It's time to take back life as we know it... or like the really lazy geeks... not necessarily "we."
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Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Monday, October 24, 2005
Grand Theft Brain 2: The Jack Thompson Call To Justice!
Disclaimer: Due to Wyndikan's lack of balls, he puts up this disclaimer: All the person(s), events, places, etc. are purely ficticious. Any relationship to real persons, events, places, etc. is purely coincidence. Also, all of the below is only a work of the author's opinion, not meant to harm anyone in any way.
Recently, I posted about the annoyances that Jack Thompson has started among gamers and sane people alike. He's a douche, okay? So what can we, as gamers, nerds, geeks, and *cough* whogivesacrap *cough*, do about it? Well, fortunately Jack has given us the answer to that already. The joke is: he won't give out an e-mail address. He must think all technology is evil, as evendent by his site, www.stopkill.com. However, how about mailing to the man. Would we get a response? Would he even give a crap? Well, let's find out.
At the very bottom of Jack's website, it says quote:
If you want to help your state pass a constitutional law to prohibit the sale of these virtual reality murder and sex simulators to children, if you want any additional information or help, or if you want to help Jack Thompson in any fashion, including prayer, please contact him at 1172 South Dixie Hwy., Suite 111, Coral Gables, Florida, or phone him at 305-666-4366. May God bless you, keep you, and protect you and yours.
Yeah, Jack. Good idea. Let's not sell them to children. Hey! What a coincidence! They don't! I'm not sure if you're aware of this but... uh... ADULTS BUY THEM FOR CHILDREN.
But enough of rambling about Jack. It's time to actually take some action. So, I will, using what he says at the bottom of his website. He states: "... if you want to help Jack Thompson in any fasion, including prayer, please contact him at 1172 South Dixie Hwy.m Suite 111, Coral Gables, Florida." Jack, Jack, Jack. So, I'm going to follow his advice. I'm going to send him a prayer in the mail. Now the point is to not get Jack angry, for that is the last thing I want to do or care to do. I just want to see how much the man really cares. Is he really going to answer this letter personally? "Place your bets now."
Recently, I posted about the annoyances that Jack Thompson has started among gamers and sane people alike. He's a douche, okay? So what can we, as gamers, nerds, geeks, and *cough* whogivesacrap *cough*, do about it? Well, fortunately Jack has given us the answer to that already. The joke is: he won't give out an e-mail address. He must think all technology is evil, as evendent by his site, www.stopkill.com. However, how about mailing to the man. Would we get a response? Would he even give a crap? Well, let's find out.
At the very bottom of Jack's website, it says quote:
If you want to help your state pass a constitutional law to prohibit the sale of these virtual reality murder and sex simulators to children, if you want any additional information or help, or if you want to help Jack Thompson in any fashion, including prayer, please contact him at 1172 South Dixie Hwy., Suite 111, Coral Gables, Florida, or phone him at 305-666-4366. May God bless you, keep you, and protect you and yours.
Yeah, Jack. Good idea. Let's not sell them to children. Hey! What a coincidence! They don't! I'm not sure if you're aware of this but... uh... ADULTS BUY THEM FOR CHILDREN.
But enough of rambling about Jack. It's time to actually take some action. So, I will, using what he says at the bottom of his website. He states: "... if you want to help Jack Thompson in any fasion, including prayer, please contact him at 1172 South Dixie Hwy.m Suite 111, Coral Gables, Florida." Jack, Jack, Jack. So, I'm going to follow his advice. I'm going to send him a prayer in the mail. Now the point is to not get Jack angry, for that is the last thing I want to do or care to do. I just want to see how much the man really cares. Is he really going to answer this letter personally? "Place your bets now."
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Grand Theft Brain: The Jack Thompson Story.
Disclaimer: Due to Wyndikan's lack of balls, he puts up this disclaimer: All the person(s), events, places, etc. are purely ficticious. Any relationship to real persons, events, places, etc. is purely coincidence. Also, all of the below is only a work of the author's opinion, not meant to harm anyone in any way.
Jack Thompson. Who likes the guy?
...
Well after a deafly ill crowd, I'd have to say: no one. So, Jack, do yourself a favor, and stop speaking your mind, cause no one wants to hear it.
What pushed me over the edge, you say? Well, this article. Read it before you continue reading this. Apparently, the man is an advocate against violent video games. He believes, in a nutshell, that video games make kids insane. Now the reason Mr. Thompson can't get me for libel here is because I'm right, if he thinks about it.
Mr. Thompson believes that games such as "Grand Theft Auto" are training simulators for killing and bloodshed, such as a kid playing GTA and then running out killing as many cops as possible. Therefore, in order to just go shoot a cop after playing a video game, you have to be insane. There you go, Jack.
Jack would have a good point, if it weren't for him being a complete moron with demands that no one will meet because they have better things to do and smarter people to listen to (although this is not always the case). And here is the counter argument: "Grand Theft Auto" is about way more than going around killing cops, Jack! It's also about killing civilians, robbing them, banging hookers, and let's no forget: hijacking various forms of transportation. In order for your theories to be true, Mr. Thompson, one kid would have to do all those, plus kill a police officer, or he's not a true GTA fan, mmkay?
I'm not saying that these things don't happen individually, but together and from the cause of playing video games? Come on. I would go as far as saying that Mr. Thompson himself is insane for thinking what he does, but that would leave me in a heck of a lawsuit because "Mr. Thompson" (notice I did not say I was still talking about similarly named, "Jack Thompson") is a complete pussy.
Jack Thompson's website www.stopkill.com (oh, that will work) sites:
"This summer CBS's 60 Minutes and the August 2005 Reader's Digest featured Jack Thompson's efforts against Rockstar Games because of the murders this company has spawned. Jack has a Tyndale House book, Out of Harm's Way, arriving in November 2005. You can order it now at www.amazon.com and www.barnesandnoble.com."
Folks, go ahead and order the book, but for one sole purpose: burning. Whoever the publisher is (I don't care enough to even find out), I'm sorry that thousands of people will burn this book because of this website's instructions, but they would have burned it anyway after attempting to read it.
More to come on how much this guys sucks, but for now:
Jack Thompson. Who likes the guy?
...
Well after a deafly ill crowd, I'd have to say: no one. So, Jack, do yourself a favor, and stop speaking your mind, cause no one wants to hear it.
What pushed me over the edge, you say? Well, this article. Read it before you continue reading this. Apparently, the man is an advocate against violent video games. He believes, in a nutshell, that video games make kids insane. Now the reason Mr. Thompson can't get me for libel here is because I'm right, if he thinks about it.
Mr. Thompson believes that games such as "Grand Theft Auto" are training simulators for killing and bloodshed, such as a kid playing GTA and then running out killing as many cops as possible. Therefore, in order to just go shoot a cop after playing a video game, you have to be insane. There you go, Jack.
Jack would have a good point, if it weren't for him being a complete moron with demands that no one will meet because they have better things to do and smarter people to listen to (although this is not always the case). And here is the counter argument: "Grand Theft Auto" is about way more than going around killing cops, Jack! It's also about killing civilians, robbing them, banging hookers, and let's no forget: hijacking various forms of transportation. In order for your theories to be true, Mr. Thompson, one kid would have to do all those, plus kill a police officer, or he's not a true GTA fan, mmkay?
I'm not saying that these things don't happen individually, but together and from the cause of playing video games? Come on. I would go as far as saying that Mr. Thompson himself is insane for thinking what he does, but that would leave me in a heck of a lawsuit because "Mr. Thompson" (notice I did not say I was still talking about similarly named, "Jack Thompson") is a complete pussy.
Jack Thompson's website www.stopkill.com (oh, that will work) sites:
"This summer CBS's 60 Minutes and the August 2005 Reader's Digest featured Jack Thompson's efforts against Rockstar Games because of the murders this company has spawned. Jack has a Tyndale House book, Out of Harm's Way, arriving in November 2005. You can order it now at www.amazon.com and www.barnesandnoble.com."
Folks, go ahead and order the book, but for one sole purpose: burning. Whoever the publisher is (I don't care enough to even find out), I'm sorry that thousands of people will burn this book because of this website's instructions, but they would have burned it anyway after attempting to read it.
More to come on how much this guys sucks, but for now:
Jack Thompson gets a: 0 out of 5
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
That's All She Wrote... Cause She's Illiterate!
Well... read. But that's not the point. The point is, someone making hundreds of thousands and probably millions of dollars more than me is completely illiterate! Who, you say? Why it's American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino. But this isn't just some kind of querk. She really can't read. She even admits it! "You're illiterate to just about everything. You don't want to misspell. So that, for me, kept me... in a box and I didn't, wouldn't come out."
I don't get it. Honestly. How does this happen? Well, apparently, here is how it would work: "Somebody would say, 'You know, it's pronounced this way,' and I'd be like, 'Oh, I'm sorry, you know, I'm country, you know."
Amazing. This country truly has hit a low point. Now don't get me wrong: it's not the girl's fault. It's a lack of serious education in this country. She complains about not being able to read to her four year old daughter and that it "hurts really bad." Well guess what, Fantasia? Get her into school and make sure she learns to read! Maybe she can come home and teach you.
So how do we fix the problem? That's simple. Wyndikan has an answer. Beat it into their skulls right from kindergarten! If by fourth grade, you can't read fluently, you need serious help. Maybe it's just because I don't know what it's like to be an idiot, so someone help me out here.
What I ask now, is that you pledge hours to the: I Will Read the Blogdikan To My Children Drive. This is intelligent mumbo-jumbo, not just the regular kind. If kids read this stuff, they'll be smarter, faster, better, and anything six million dollars or a simple education can buy. Don't let your kids dumb down!
And if you're wondering, no I don't have a point here. I just had to laugh at this idiot. Ha! I'll have the Drive up soon so be sure to check back for updates.
I don't get it. Honestly. How does this happen? Well, apparently, here is how it would work: "Somebody would say, 'You know, it's pronounced this way,' and I'd be like, 'Oh, I'm sorry, you know, I'm country, you know."
Amazing. This country truly has hit a low point. Now don't get me wrong: it's not the girl's fault. It's a lack of serious education in this country. She complains about not being able to read to her four year old daughter and that it "hurts really bad." Well guess what, Fantasia? Get her into school and make sure she learns to read! Maybe she can come home and teach you.
So how do we fix the problem? That's simple. Wyndikan has an answer. Beat it into their skulls right from kindergarten! If by fourth grade, you can't read fluently, you need serious help. Maybe it's just because I don't know what it's like to be an idiot, so someone help me out here.
What I ask now, is that you pledge hours to the: I Will Read the Blogdikan To My Children Drive. This is intelligent mumbo-jumbo, not just the regular kind. If kids read this stuff, they'll be smarter, faster, better, and anything six million dollars or a simple education can buy. Don't let your kids dumb down!
And if you're wondering, no I don't have a point here. I just had to laugh at this idiot. Ha! I'll have the Drive up soon so be sure to check back for updates.
Fantasia's reading skills get a: 0 out of 5
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